Found this game that seems way more fun than Monopoly and way more likely to start a fight between friends than Risk. I’d love to try this out.
I got sick yesterday. Still dealing with it but hopefully last night will have been the worst. Chills and fever.
One good thing came out of it. I remember waking up in the middle of the night laughing because of the mental image of photoshopping abs onto a dick. I’m not too into the thought of staring at a dick in photoshop long enough to photoshop abs onto it, nor do I think it would be a productive use of my time.
But someone please do.
It’s one of those things that was fucking hilarious in the throes of fever, and just mildly humorous now that I feel a bit better.
I feel bad posting this, like I’m going to be prosecuted for war crimes or something. Who puts this in their ears willingly? Is it some kind of self-harm thing, an auditory equivalent to cutting? Fuck.