abs on my dick

I got sick yesterday. Still dealing with it but hopefully last night will have been the worst. Chills and fever.

One good thing came out of it. I remember waking up in the middle of the night laughing because of the mental image of photoshopping abs onto a dick. I’m not too into the thought of staring at a dick in photoshop long enough to photoshop abs onto it, nor do I think it would be a productive use of my time.

But someone please do.

It’s one of those things that was fucking hilarious in the throes of fever, and just mildly humorous now that I feel a bit better.