Category Archives: Badvice

badvice #1

I have been wanting to do this for a long time. I wanted to build a whole site around it, but never found the time or inspiration. Now that I guess I’m doing this blog thing, I’ll just do it here when I can.

The basic premise is that it’s an advice column. Since no one comes to this site, I have to troll the internet looking for questions, rather than having them submitted. Not that anyone would ask me for advice after reading these, but that’s beside the point.

So let’s try this, here’s the inaugural question via reddit:

I need money badly for rent. I posted an ad on Craigslist and asked if anyone need a date or such in exchange for helping me out. In the ad, repeated 3 different times that I would not be having sex with anyone. A seemingly nice man responded and said he was in this exact situation. We have exchanged emails; I asked for proof of his “company party”, which he provided and checked out. I repeated to him that there would be absolutely no sex and he agreed every time. I have also informed him that we will be arriving in separate cars, I needed his phone number because I will have told a few friends where I was and who I was with, and that I would be leaving alone afterwards. He has agreed to all of this and appears to be very understanding about it all. Besides watching my drinks, which I am always diligent about at parties, is there any other precaution I should take? Continue reading