I have this WordPress app, and it’s too nice outside to go inside and write something stupid.
I had a thought today, a few seconds after my wife’s bikini top failed catastrophically and spectacularly (made in China), that there’s nothing better than accidental nudity.
Following that train of thought, I quickly realized that this isn’t true. Better than accidental nudity is when a woman intentionally removes her clothing for your viewing pleasure.
I suppose it’s not the same for women. More conditional. Take, for example, the flasher. A man in a trench coat, opening it to show the goods. Women tend to not enjoy this.