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mobile thoughts: accidental nudity

I have this WordPress app, and it’s too nice outside to go inside and write something stupid.

I had a thought today, a few seconds after my wife’s bikini top failed catastrophically and spectacularly (made in China), that there’s nothing better than accidental nudity.

Following that train of thought, I quickly realized that this isn’t true. Better than accidental nudity is when a woman intentionally removes her clothing for your viewing pleasure.

I suppose it’s not the same for women. More conditional. Take, for example, the flasher. A man in a trench coat, opening it to show the goods. Women tend to not enjoy this.