I got sick yesterday. Still dealing with it but hopefully last night will have been the worst. Chills and fever.
One good thing came out of it. I remember waking up in the middle of the night laughing because of the mental image of photoshopping abs onto a dick. I’m not too into the thought of staring at a dick in photoshop long enough to photoshop abs onto it, nor do I think it would be a productive use of my time.
But someone please do.
It’s one of those things that was fucking hilarious in the throes of fever, and just mildly humorous now that I feel a bit better.
I have this WordPress app, and it’s too nice outside to go inside and write something stupid.
I had a thought today, a few seconds after my wife’s bikini top failed catastrophically and spectacularly (made in China), that there’s nothing better than accidental nudity.
Following that train of thought, I quickly realized that this isn’t true. Better than accidental nudity is when a woman intentionally removes her clothing for your viewing pleasure.
I suppose it’s not the same for women. More conditional. Take, for example, the flasher. A man in a trench coat, opening it to show the goods. Women tend to not enjoy this.
It’s a weird thing. I would think I’d have more free time now that it’s summer, no classes to go to. I’ve still got work, and that takes up about forty hours a week, but I still feel like I have no free time.
Like, I just woke up at 11:30ish, and I have to leave for work at one. This leaves very little free time to do anything.
Granted, I stayed up until about 3 in the morning, playing some baseball game on my GBA emulator, which was approximately four hours of free time, but still. There should be more than five hours of free time between work shifts, I would think.
I think the problem is my drive time. It takes me forty minutes to get to work, forty minutes to get back. That’s an hour and twenty minutes that I am losing, every time I go to work (and most weeks I work six days).
That’s why this blog hasn’t been updated much, even though school’s out. I’m having trouble finding the time to make a post.
I woke up like twelve hours earlier than I wanted to today. I avoided the coffee for an hour or two, trying to get sleepy again after working eleven hours yesterday, but nothing was happening. So my body has just decided that six hours of sleep is just fine, and the coffee pot is full, albeit temporarily, and I’m here with not much to do.
I mean, I’ve got school work and stuff but I’m making good progress with the end of semester projects so I’m going to treat myself to a lil stumble.
I’m done with dwarf fortress until I can upgrade my computer or buy a new one. Even flash games are slow on this fucker. DF is cool but once I get to the interesting bits, having about 50-60 dwarves running around, I get like 30 FPS (which slows the game down quite a bit) and occasional hardcore lags that last for minutes straight. Saving takes ten minutes. So I’m done with that.
I have been playing some interesting flash games, maybe I’ll throw those links up somewhere.
It’s very important to my mental health to have some sort of downtime every day where I just read, or browse the web, or play a game. Extended periods of time without that really mess with me. My time has been really limited lately.
I’ve got the news on in the background, listening to them babble about nothing over this Boston manhunt. Nothing’s happened all morning since I woke up at six, so I had it muted and I’ve been catching up on O&A. Missed nothing.
Now that I’ve rambled enough to have something to show on the front page, let’s continue with the linkdump. Continue reading
I got busy, so now it’s sunday stumble. Wanna fight about it?
That’s what I thought. Hit “read more”, or whatever the thing says, ya pussy.