abs on my dick

I got sick yesterday. Still dealing with it but hopefully last night will have been the worst. Chills and fever.

One good thing came out of it. I remember waking up in the middle of the night laughing because of the mental image of photoshopping abs onto a dick. I’m not too into the thought of staring at a dick in photoshop long enough to photoshop abs onto it, nor do I think it would be a productive use of my time.

But someone please do.

It’s one of those things that was fucking hilarious in the throes of fever, and just mildly humorous now that I feel a bit better.



My sleep shit’s all fucked up. It’s ridiculous. I fell asleep on the couch at 7pm last night (Sunday) and woke up at two in the morning. I stayed up all day today, and I’m still up. It’s three in the goddamn morning. I’ve been up for 25 hours. No sleep. No nothing.

Actually, I may have fallen asleep for a half hour or so on the couch again. But once I got up I was wide awake. Second wind shit.

It blows. Gotta get it straightened out to start the new year right.

pornhub comments on stock photos

Every once in a while you run into something that hits you just right. This is one of those things. Apparently people are combining comments on the videos at pornhub with stock imagery of (mostly) men on computers.

More please.

¬†Edit: I originally got these via some reposter on reddit who just threw them up on imgur. Why you wouldn’t link to the original blog is beyond me. Once I found it, I went through the whole goddamn thing. I don’t care if it’s 3 in the morning. Fuck you. SO THIS WHOLE PARAGRAPH IS A LINK

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