abs on my dick

I got sick yesterday. Still dealing with it but hopefully last night will have been the worst. Chills and fever.

One good thing came out of it. I remember waking up in the middle of the night laughing because of the mental image of photoshopping abs onto a dick. I’m not too into the thought of staring at a dick in photoshop long enough to photoshop abs onto it, nor do I think it would be a productive use of my time.

But someone please do.

It’s one of those things that was fucking hilarious in the throes of fever, and just mildly humorous now that I feel a bit better.



My sleep shit’s all fucked up. It’s ridiculous. I fell asleep on the couch at 7pm last night (Sunday) and woke up at two in the morning. I stayed up all day today, and I’m still up. It’s three in the goddamn morning. I’ve been up for 25 hours. No sleep. No nothing.

Actually, I may have fallen asleep for a half hour or so on the couch again. But once I got up I was wide awake. Second wind shit.

It blows. Gotta get it straightened out to start the new year right.