“Every so often, as per the directives of the Law of our Creator, a brief window of opportunity opens, whereby a select handful of our Family are required to make communication with our subjects, and offer you the chance to ask us any questions you would like answered.
“I am double-bound in this duty. It is required of me by The Law of our Creator to offer this opportunity to you at this time, though I am also bound by the Law of (planetary) Free Will and by Family Oaths, that there is only so much I am able to say.
“Rules define life in games.”
I’m a big fan of crazy stuff, conspiracy theories, spiritual nonsense. I don’t believe everything I read, by far, and this is no exception.
This archived message board post by someone claiming to be a member of some ancient ruling bloodline, and (spoiler alert) the alien spawn of “what humans would refer to as Lucifer.” I’m halfway through it, and it’s fulfilled my criteria for “fun crazy stuff” so far.